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T Shirt Design by - BadBasilisk

It’s the same dream every night.

I’m enjoying the sun and sea air on the top deck. I see a seagull fly overhead. A cloud shaped like a lobster floats by. Then a server passes me with a tray of champagne glasses all fizzy and pink. There’s a lot of shouting and excitement, but I can’t hear what anyone is saying. The next thing I know, I’m in the water. Cold, dark, endless ocean. The salt stings my eyes, so I manage to roll over. The sky is dark now, full of stars and a great big full moon. And I’m alone. So, so alone.

They forgot me, you see. They threw me into the water without a second thought. Yeah, yeah. I know it’s my job to go into the water, but that’s to save lives. To be there when people are flailing around without any other hope. It’s not my place to be the one flailing. They’re supposed to pull me [...]

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[...] in. They never pulled me back in.

So, okay. I have trust issues. I got thrown overboard as a practical joke, and they left me there. They abandoned me. I was all alone in the cold, dark water, and they just kept sailing and drinking their champagne and celebrating. Don’t I deserve to have trust issues?

It wasn’t all bad, I guess. Some nice dolphins showed up for a while. We had a rousing game of catch that really brightened my spirits. A lot more than the seagull who decided to hang out with me. He, uh, well, let’s just say he wasn’t very polite and leave it at that. He had a lot to say, though. I learned more about food than I ever expected to know if my lifetime. And then I washed up on this beach, and I met you.

This has been the best time of my life. Really. The sun always shines. We have miles of white, sandy beaches and green jungles full of food. There are flowers to smell and things to explore. And when you finish building that ingenious raft, we’ll sail out together and find our way home. No, of course I don’t expect to go home with you. That would be creepy. I’m not a stalker, I just…well, like I said, I have trust issues. You get us off the island, I’ll make sure you don’t drown, and we’ll get back to civilization. I think it’s a great plan.

But there’s still the dream…the nightmare. Do you think it’ll ever go away?

What? Ugh. For the last time, dude, I’m not a volleyball, I’m a life preserver!

Keep this t shirt on if: You’re looking for someone to save you, or just give you a big hug.

Forget about it if: You fear the vast loneliness of the ocean. Or the things that live in it.

Sizes Available: Mens - S, M, L, XL, XXL
                             Womens - S, M, L, XL
                             Teens - 12, 14, 16, 18

Colour: : Deckhand Blue

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electrocat : : Tue 20 Nov, 2012
simply beautiful :)

zachtheripper : : Tue 20 Nov, 2012
love the look of the pencil shading...and the 3d effect that it gives

adhyanan : : Tue 20 Nov, 2012
this is a nice blue shade

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This t shirt has been designed by BadBasilisk from Austria
electrocat is the first person to realize what a great t shirt this is!! He bought it at 10.04 am
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