shining, and the runners are pretty much ready. For those of you just’ tuning’ in, what you are seeing now are the runners just getting a feel for this unique ‘track,’ so to speak. If our cameras can cut to the main ‘track’ and zoom out for a moment, you’ll notice two runners off to the side of the giant record. Looks like they’re doing some stretches and ‘tuning up’ for the actual races to come.”
“We should probably take a moment to talk about this record-shaped track before the race starts. I have to say John, out of all the theme races we’ve covered, I think this one has the most potential, not just for us to work in some ‘groovy’ puns, but also for some real competition. This won’t be like the odd wackiness we’ve seen in other themed events like this.”
“Couldn’t agree more Stu, both about the puns and the competition. Last months ‘Beat a’ Cheetah’ race was nearly disastrous. Try making jokes about a guy getting his foot bitten off for not running fast enough; it’s hard I tell you. Oh, and last summer’s ostrich-themed marathon was a feathery fiasco, and not the riveting race we were all promised. Don’t even get me started on the absolute debacle that was this past spring’s so-called ‘Cake Walk.’ There was frosting everywhere and five of the runners were taken off the track with broken limbs thanks to slipping on icing! But this record themed track is truly a stroke of genius that promises some thrills.”
“You said it John. The annual ‘Running of the Bulls’ hasn’t got as much excitement as 33 ½ RPM’s of pure running magic. You know, race promoters have actually fitted each of the runners’ shoes with special needles and speakers so that as they run, music from the track they are on will blare out. That sounds pretty cool, doesn’t it?”
“Sure does Stu. Well, the runners on the track look like they are in a real ‘groove’ and ready to get this thing started. The cameras are cutting to the track—or I should say tracks—and it looks like the first race is about to get underway.”
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