My fellow ninjas let me ask you some simple questions; your own answers may startle you. When was the last time one of your targets felt the subtle prick of a blow dart on their neck moments before they collapsed? Try asking yourself this, “How many times have I struck from the shadows over the last few months and how many times did I manage to be seen because I was sloppy?” For some of you, it may be time to take a hard look in the mirror—only to realize that you should not be seeing yourself in the mirror because you are a ninja!
Whatever happened to the pride that this once great brotherhood took in its work? We are not supposed to be lazy and put off dreaming up the really intricate, really diabolical kills. Yet I hear unsettling reports that many of you are just using guns rather than a sword because it’s “easier.” Some of you have taken to procrastinating on your hit lists all together in favor of “surfing the web” for hours on end. There are even rumors circulating that when some of you do get around to killing somebody, you are tweeting about your assassinations with the phrase “#ninjastylebaby.” Brothers, no self-respecting one of us should engage in such activity as this!
Therefore I implore you my fellow ninjas of the brotherhood, take pride in your work once more! Take up your katana blades and blowpipes, and take down your target with stealth and sneakiness! Embrace the shadows of night as an old friend not long seen! For if this disturbing trend continues, it will not be long before such procrastination and slackness grasps the Brotherhood that members will begin to engage in the most lazy and un-ninjaly of all activities, the “Selfie!”
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