in. They never pulled me back in.
So, okay. I have trust issues. I got thrown overboard as a practical joke, and they left me there. They abandoned me. I was all alone in the cold, dark water, and they just kept sailing and drinking their champagne and celebrating. Don’t I deserve to have trust issues?
It wasn’t all bad, I guess. Some nice dolphins showed up for a while. We had a rousing game of catch that really brightened my spirits. A lot more than the seagull who decided to hang out with me. He, uh, well, let’s just say he wasn’t very polite and leave it at that. He had a lot to say, though. I learned more about food than I ever expected to know if my lifetime. And then I washed up on this beach, and I met you.
This has been the best time of my life. Really. The sun always shines. We have miles of white, sandy beaches and green jungles full of food. There are flowers to smell and things to explore. And when you finish building that ingenious raft, we’ll sail out together and find our way home. No, of course I don’t expect to go home with you. That would be creepy. I’m not a stalker, I just…well, like I said, I have trust issues. You get us off the island, I’ll make sure you don’t drown, and we’ll get back to civilization. I think it’s a great plan.
But there’s still the dream…the nightmare. Do you think it’ll ever go away?
What? Ugh. For the last time, dude, I’m not a volleyball, I’m a life preserver!
Keep this t shirt on if: You’re looking for someone to save you, or just give you a big hug.
Forget about it if: You fear the vast loneliness of the ocean. Or the things that live in it.
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